~* Misheard Lyrics! *~

[bluedragonfire]

This is the place to post your best misheard lyrics!

There are three rules for this thread:
1. Keep it PG-13.
2. Post the name of the song with your misheard lyric(s). Posting the correct lyrics is optional.
3. Have fun!

Warning: You will never listen to these songs again without hearing these lyrics.

 

[bluedragonfire]

I guess I'll go first.

"Like a drunk, baby don't stop leaning."
Song: Gone, gone, gone.

 

[CowGrrrl]

Real lyrics "Baby you can crash my party any time"
The way I heard it "Belly you can mash my party every lime"
Song: Crash My Party

 

[bluedragonfire]

bump

 

[bluedragonfire]

Misheard lyrics: "There's a bathroom on the right."
Real lyrics: :There's a bad moon on the rise."
Song: Bad Moon Rising

 

[bluedragonfire]

Misheard lyrics: "Only downtown, voices carry."
Real lyrics: "Keep it down now, voices carry."
Song: Voices Carry

It took my dad years to figure out the correct lyrics to that song!

 

[bluedragonfire]

Misheard lyrics: "I left some brains down in Africa."
Real lyrics: "I bless the rains down in Africa."
Song: Africa

 

[CowGrrrl]

Misheard lyrics: "I left some brains down in Africa."
Real lyrics: "I bless the rains down in Africa."
Song: Africa

Lol I did that to... but the "left" in the "Misheard Lyrics" section was "mashed"

 

[bluedragonfire]

 
Misheard lyrics: "I left some brains down in Africa."
Real lyrics: "I bless the rains down in Africa."
Song: Africa

Lol I did that to... but the "left" in the "Misheard Lyrics" section was "mashed"

Lol!

 

[boskelli1571]

Oldie but goldie - that' amore (Dean Martin) for you youngsters:
misheard lyrics - when the moon flies on by and a pig eats a pie
translation: when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie (still weird huh?) Sue