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I've never carpet-bombed innocent civilians! Where on Earth do you get that idea? *Bombers fly over, dropping hundreds of pies* I DID blow up the dwarf planet Eris, but that was a military installation! Which is now uninhabitable. I ordered it hit with radiation bombs. It now is literally glowing with radiation. Well, what's left of it is.
Hooray! Someone else who thinks radioactive planetary rubble is hilarious!
I've never carpet-bombed innocent civilians! Where on Earth do you get that idea? *Bombers fly over, dropping hundreds of pies* I DID blow up the dwarf planet Eris, but that was a military installation! Which is now uninhabitable. I ordered it hit with radiation bombs. It now is literally glowing with radiation. Well, what's left of it is.


Hooray! Someone else who thinks radioactive planetary rubble is hilarious!
