You found me out.
I'm reminded of the time the sewer guy came to pump out the sewer at my folks house when I was young. It was a cold November right around dusk as I recall. Me, my mom, and my sisters were in the house keepin warm and dad was out supervisin like he always did.
Next thing I know dad's at the back door pitchin a fit...I don't know what the heck he was sayin but all I know is mom wouldn't let him in the house. She went and got him some clothes out of his drawers and went back to the back door. I followed my mom asking questions but she was so flustered she didn't answer me. I got a glimpse of my near naked dad out in the yard sprayin himself with the frigid cold water out of the garden hose. Turns out the guy accidently pushed the wrong botton and my dad got blasted with not only our sewage but the whole neighborhoods sewage. He was covered head to toe. My dad was known for havin a mighty hot temper...should have seen him during THIS mishap. Wooo doggy!