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[Blue_Myst]

Quote:
*Judge walks in*
*Clears throat and talks in thick, southern accent* "Your, judgy-ness, I call Blue_myst to the chair." (Or, whatever they say)

Blue_Myst screams "Not the chair! Not the chair! I'm too young to die!"

 

[chickendiva25]

Quote:
*Judge walks in*
*Clears throat and talks in thick, southern accent* "Your, judgy-ness, I call Blue_myst to the chair." (Or, whatever they say)

Blue_Myst screams "Not the chair! Not the chair! I'm too young to die!"

"Alright missy." *Slams hands down on the table* "Why'd ya do it? This thread wan't doing anythang, it was your buddy, your pal , but you were Jealous! Weren't you? SH got more attention then you, so you went and murdured it!"
*Starts banging hammer on, thing that the hammer is banged on* "Order, order in the court."

 

[duckluv]

Quote:
Yang began by simply banging on the door with her hooves.

Roxanne sat down, feeling hopeless as soon as she saw a dark figure that she could barely make out from her stall. A two-leg, walking straight towards Yang after he heard the loud clanging of hooves.

Yang ignored him and tried to jerk a chain loose.

 

[Blue_Myst]

Quote:
Blue_Myst screams "Not the chair! Not the chair! I'm too young to die!"

"Alright missy." *Slams hands down on the table* "Why'd ya do it? This thread wan't doing anythang, it was your buddy, your pal , but you were Jealous! Weren't you? SH got more attention then you, so you went and murdured it!"
*Starts banging hammer on, thing that the hammer is banged on* "Order, order in the court."

"I have right to retain counsel! I demand to see my lawyer!"

*Lawyer, wearing suit and bowl-rimmed hat, walks into the room. Lugs his massive briefcase onto the desk*

 

[chickendiva25]

Quote:
"Alright missy." *Slams hands down on the table* "Why'd ya do it? This thread wan't doing anythang, it was your buddy, your pal , but you were Jealous! Weren't you? SH got more attention then you, so you went and murdured it!"
*Starts banging hammer on, thing that the hammer is banged on* "Order, order in the court."

"I have right to retain counsel! I demand to see my lawyer!"

*Lawyer, wearing suit and bowl-rimmed hat, walks into the room. Lugs his massive briefcase onto the desk*

"Alright then, where were you on the night SH was murdured?"
*Starts pacing about the court room, hands in pockets*

 

[Blue_Myst]

Quote:
"I have right to retain counsel! I demand to see my lawyer!"

*Lawyer, wearing suit and bowl-rimmed hat, walks into the room. Lugs his massive briefcase onto the desk*

"Alright then, where were you on the night SH was murdured?"
*Starts pacing about the court room, hands in pockets*

"I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"

 

[chickendiva25]

Quote:
"Alright then, where were you on the night SH was murdured?"
*Starts pacing about the court room, hands in pockets*

"I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"

"Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"

 

[duckluv]

*Door opens*
*Lightning flashes*
*Duck1 enters, soaked with rain*
It was HER! *Points shaking finger at Blue_Myst*

 

[chickendiva25]

Quote:
"I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"

*Door opens*
*Lightning flashes*
*Duck1 enters, soaked with rain*
It was HER! *Points shaking finger at Blue_Myst*

*Whole room gasps* *Lady faints*
"What so you have to say for yourself missy?"

 

[Blue_Myst]

Quote:
"I was sitting right next to it, writing a letter for its blog. And then, suddenly, it just keeled over!" *blots eyes with white handkerchief* "It was simply horrible!"

"Uh-huh." *Makes shifty eyes* "Who was the last to post then, kid?"

"I--I was the last to see it before it . . ." *breaks into tears*

*Lawyer sits up, takes oath of truth and nothing but the truth, and stands, dusting imaginary pieces of dust from his suit* "Your excellency, might I bring to your attention the fact that SH is not, in fact, dead, but recovering quite well in emergency care. Its vital signs are steady at one post per two minutes. The accused is, thus, innocent."