Mom's favorite sayings

my boys like star wars...we used to joke about getting stuff done, or not arguing or whatever by saying "you don't want Darth Mommy to come out, no one is scarier than Darth Mommy"
 
my mom always said S#it on a shingle, lol


My mom used to make s#%t on a shingle. Chipped beef in gravy on toast.


Some of her favorites were

I know where you live and you will get hungry.

that shines like a diamond in a goats fanny

CUZ I said so

But the one I really dreaded

DANIEL EUGENE
 
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My Mother made S.O.S. also....I luved it ! Still do!

I taught my wife how to make it ....as well as Salted Codfish (creamed) on a Shingle.

Thet-thar is GOOD STUFF !!!

-Junkmanme-
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My Mother made S.O.S. also....I luved it ! Still do!

I taught my wife how to make it ....as well as Salted Codfish (creamed) on a Shingle.

Thet-thar is GOOD STUFF !!!

-Junkmanme-
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My mom made that too!!!
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"Things are tough all over."
"If you had a brain you'd be dangerous."
"I'm gonna sell you to the gypsies."
"God never gives you more than you can handle."
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Don't make me get off this chair." she never did, we still tease her
"I hope you have a daughter just like you!" I totally do, she's a nut!

Now that I'm a mom, anytime my son gives me a hard time about doing something I ask I just say "56 HOURS OF LABOR! 56 HOURS!" Shuts him up every time!
 
My Mom also served s*** on a shingle to my Dad. I never ate it because of what he called it.
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I too wished a daughter on my daughter, "Just like you!" She got one and I apologized.
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