More mergers! Just what we need

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by AussieSharon, Oct 4, 2008.

  1. AussieSharon

    AussieSharon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 18, 2007
    Virginia
    Investment tips for 2009


    For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.




    Watch for these consolidations in 2009:


    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:

    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.


    2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:

    Poly, Warner Cracker.


    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

    MMMGood.


    4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

    ZipAudiDoDa.


    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

    FedUP.


    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

    Fairwell Honeychild.


    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

    PouponPants.


    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

    Knott NOW!


    And finally....


    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

    TittyTittyBangBang
     
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    OMG!!! That is too funny! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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