More Spiders for Redhen

[justbugged]

Thank you Imp. I am so happy that I could get back in time to help you with the next generation of spider babies. I have seen at least one new baby at my house. I refused to allow eenies little sisters to harm the small spider child.

 

[redhen]

OOh... let me talk to the kid!!...
I'll get her to smoosh them for me... i'll tell her how they lay eggs in little kids eyeballs.... something like that...
She'll be working for me in no time!

 

[Smittenroade]

Caught a tarantula today under my feed barrel, he was about as big as a hockey puck. I'll get a picture tomorrow, put him in a jar. ;-D Maybe I can mail it to RedHen? Prority shipping of course...

 

[java girl 2]

My mom had a spider as big as your fist in her bedroom HA HA you shude have seen her,

can of bee spray, vac, her shoe and a stike. that spider had no shot of coming out alive!!!

It was funny to see her this way!!!

 

[sourland]

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Noooo..baby monkeys DONT lay eggs IN your eyeballs! Or trap you in their web and eat you alive...

Yes, redhen, they inject paralytic enzymes then they inject digesting enzymes and suck out your essence over a period of terrifying weeks.

Not meaning to scare, but only trying to educate.

 

[sourland]

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Send it, send it, send it!

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

I have a mental picture of a chain of baby spiders across the country singing Kumbaya and dodging flying shoes.

 

[sourland]

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As they make their way to redhen's home.

 

[Imp]

I awoke this morning to 2 more nests on the window.

Imp- Getting dark in here.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I always heard spiders like to lay their eggs in the brains of redheads. Anyone know if that's true? Pretty sure it is....