Most embarrassing story!

[HolyHenHouse]

hey guys! the name of the thread explains it all!

@MamaPoult
@NotabitaiI
@notabitail
idk who else...

 

[NotabitaiI]

I walked through the entire Lowe's store with my butt exposed once...

 

[HolyHenHouse]

I walked through the entire Lowe's store with my butt exposed once...

bro how?!

 

[HolyHenHouse]

I have so many fr... once I was trying to act cool w some older girls and I tripped, face planted, and spilled my drink on ALL of them.

 

[WhatsUpDuck]

Here is one for the record books..
Years ago when our boys were small I changed a diaper before going yard sale shopping...when I came home our oldest said "Mama do you realize you have baby poop on your sleeve...?"

 

[NotabitaiI]

Not mine really... but a long time ago when I lived in a foreign country my mother's boss was having a birthday and her employees threw her a party. My mother was in charge of getting the cake and she knew her boss loved chocolate everything so she saw a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and white chocolate swirls and decided to purchase that one. The next day we arrived late to the party and a very disappointed boss handed my mother a slice of the cake that she had bought, it had $3X written in white swirls on every. single. slice. Nobody wiped it off, they all noticed and just served a $3X cake to the entire party. My mother was mortified because she hadn't noticed and why would they have crude English words written on a chocolate cake in a foreign country?

 

[NotabitaiI]

bro how?!

I was wearing a skirt and while in the bathroom it got all rolled up in the back

 

[HolyHenHouse]

Here is one for the record books..
Years ago when our boys were small I changed a diaper before going yard sale shopping...when I came home our oldest said "Mama do you realize you have baby poop on your sleeve...?"

that's too funny!

 

[HolyHenHouse]

Not mine really... but a long time ago when I lived in a foreign country my mother's boss was having a birthday and her employees threw her a party. My mother was in charge of getting the cake and she knew her boss loved chocolate everything so she saw a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and white chocolate swirls and decided to purchase that one. The next day we arrived late to the party and a very disappointed boss handed my mother a slice of the cake that she had bought, it had $3X written in white swirls on every. single. slice. Nobody wiped it off, they all noticed and just served a $3X cake to the entire party. My mother was mortified because she hadn't noticed and why would they have crude English words written on a chocolate cake in a foreign country?

That's hysterical!

im so homeschooled... I thought you were saying 9 dollars! XD I got by the second time tho lol!

 

[notabitail]

Not mine really... but a long time ago when I lived in a foreign country my mother's boss was having a birthday and her employees threw her a party. My mother was in charge of getting the cake and she knew her boss loved chocolate everything so she saw a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and white chocolate swirls and decided to purchase that one. The next day we arrived late to the party and a very disappointed boss handed my mother a slice of the cake that she had bought, it had $3X written in white swirls on every. single. slice. Nobody wiped it off, they all noticed and just served a $3X cake to the entire party. My mother was mortified because she hadn't noticed and why would they have crude English words written on a chocolate cake in a foreign country?

Why on earth would such a thing even be sold pre-decorated like that?