Movie quotes

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Movie #4...........Pretty obvious I know, but still love the quotes...............



Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!



Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Movie #5..........................



Captain Phineas J. Tucker: You guys are gonna be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory!


Chuck Levine: Let's go junior high on them.

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Okay here is Movie #6.......................

(I really think I need to get a life...to many movie qotes).....


Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.


[about the new mayor's wife dancing]
Clairee Belcher: Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket.

Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.


Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on.


M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[screaming]
M'Lynn: I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know *why* Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby will *ever* know how wonderful his mother was! Will he *ever* know what she went through for him! Oh *God* I wanna know *why*? *Why*? Lord, I wish I could understand!
[In a firm tone]
M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna *hit* something! I wanna *hit it hard*!
[continues sobbing]
Clairee: *Here*!
[Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]
Clairee: *Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: *Hit her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: *Are you high, Clairee*?
Ouiser Boudreaux: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!


Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one!


Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

 

[BearSwampChick]

Quote:
OMG, can you really quote those verbatim, cause I have always wanted to be able to spout that off the top of my head. Still can't do it even after all these years!

 

[d.k]

* Can't remember the NAME of the movie at the moment, but #3 is Dennis Leary, Kevin Spacey and, and, and. . . . . "THE REF"!!! Is that right???

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

d.k :

* Can't remember the NAME of the movie at the moment, but #3 is Dennis Leary, Kevin Spacey and, and, and. . . . . "THE REF"!!! Is that right???

Are you asking about my movie #3???

Each of my quotes in each post are from the same movie...(all quotes from movie #1 are the same movie, quotes from movie #2 are all from that same movie, etc. etc.....). so I think I posted 6 different posts, so only a total of 6 different movies...

So if you were talking about my #3, sorry that's not the movie....​

 

[dacjohns]

Run a Muck

Movie 1 Tommy Boy

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
yes!!!!

I absolutely love that movie....

I think one of the best parts is when he talks about his face hurting...."Not here, or here, but right here" after Richard hits him with the 2x4. And Richard saying nothing is there, and the waitress then asks what the heck happened to his face....

I love that movie.....

 

[d.k]

* Yep, Run-a-muck. YOUR #3. Darn, I'm positive that's Dennis Leary-- Sounds just like him. . . . WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT MOVIE??? I think I still have the VHS copy around-- SOMEWHERE!! Shoot, see what happens when you overload the brain in bric-a-brac???

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

d.k :

* Yep, Run-a-muck. YOUR #3. Darn, I'm positive that's Dennis Leary-- Sounds just like him. . . . WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT MOVIE??? I think I still have the VHS copy around-- SOMEWHERE!! Shoot, see what happens when you overload the brain in bric-a-brac???

This #3???
I put the answer at the bottom of this post......


Movie #3..............





Margo: I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
Todd: Oh, I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck.


Margo: Why's the carpet all wet Todd?
Todd: I don't know Margo!


Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?



Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**ho**s this side of the nuthouse.


These are all from Chevy Chases Christmas Vacation.....​