"Mummy, come quick, there is something wrong with the duck!"

[AllCoop'dUp]

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That is so "Kindergarten Cop" scripted..At work and trying NOT to laugh..

 

[cheri222]

Sorry but the vid is gone. They have had sex ed in 4th grade and I fill in the rest. Love it when one child asks the normal"do they come out their but" and of course mr knowledge says they come out the uvula! (think he ment vulva? hope he ment vulva or we have a new you tube vid comming). So now other children go home and say .... to their parents. Why can't they just keep their knowledge secrete?

 

[ReiMiraa]

i got one for you.

i am 21 years old next week.

when i started getting into chickens 2 years ago. mom came up to the coop to learn how to take care of them (i am at college) and she asked "what is the rooster doing to the hens. attacking it?"
"no mom, that is how chickens have chicks"

needless to say she undersood and tells me on the phone that out of all my roosters that the large buff columbian roo and my 2 milly bantms are horny boys.
has about 10ish roosters of different breeds that mix with my hens. flock size ~ 70+.

we have an orchard, and so live rurally, and she had a grandmother who raised chickens.... so i found it funny that she had never saw how chickens do it. Me? from watching discovery channel at a young age i understood the process of how animals, chickens (I was 5ish, had a neighbor who had chickens and told me that the rooster "steps on the hens, and the eggs will hatch chicks"), and horses did things. took till i was 15ish to understand humans (hollywood cleared that up for me)

 

[suburbanduckmom]

I don't remember not knowing about the birds and the bees. Then again our neighbors had horses and donkeys.

 

[shortstaque]

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he got the wrong end ehh. That got a belly laugh from me.


BTW do you really want them to secrete this kind of knowledge?

 

[love_a_duck]

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he got the wrong end ehh. That got a belly laugh from me.


BTW do you really want them to secrete this kind of knowledge?

well played shortstaque!

 

[kathydoolittle]

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I've said that before. LOL