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*Guitars don't snore.
*Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
*Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
*Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
*You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
*Guitars don't have to prove anything.
*Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
*Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
*Guitars don't have egos.
*You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
*Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
*Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash
on its fretboard.
*Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
*Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
*Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
*You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
*Guitars don't have to prove anything.
*Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
*Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
*Guitars don't have egos.
*You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
*Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
*Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash
on its fretboard.
