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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Gatekeeper, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 24, 2008
    My time is limited. I live an "on-the go" lifestyle. I dont eat right and I've been told that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

    BYC has long been the birthplace in innovative chicken thinking. So many wonderful breeds have been developed from folks setting their shoulder to the wheel working to produce better chickens.

    Take for instance, somewhere, some Chicken Lover worked and produced the "Low Cholesterol Egg"! So it is now time to take the next giant leap in research and development to better both mankind and the genetic structure of chickens.

    The Baconegger!! Thats right a chicken that lays a bacon tasting egg!!!. Think of the time, money and energy it would save!!!

    One egg for an entire breakfast. Brown chickens would called Baconeggers! - Yellowish white chickens could be genetically restructured to lay eggs that taste like grits with butter!!

    On man I feel a Nobel Peace Prize coming my way !! [​IMG]

    So with that having been established I will pay $1000 Rubles (In Monopoly money) to the person that can develop and serve me the BACONEGGER!! [​IMG]

    I can see it now my name listed among the great ones ... Archimedes · Aristotle · Niels Nohr · Nicolaus Copernicus - GATE!!

    Now if I can just find that person who can make a chicken give milk!!

    I remain humbly,
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2009
  2. melissastraka

    melissastraka Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 26, 2009
    Hoquiam, WA
    The Baconegger! [​IMG]
  3. JJMR794

    JJMR794 Overrun With Chickens

    Mar 2, 2009
    **Please be considerate when posting. There are many different races and creeds that enjoy raising chickens and making fun of any one race will not be tolerated. Thank you.
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  4. WiseChicks

    WiseChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 16, 2008
    Hudson, WI
    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    I'll up the Ante to $10,000,000,000 Lira (in monopoly money) if someone could figure out a way to make eggs caffeinated!!! [​IMG] Now THAT would be an all-in-one breakfast!

    I can't quite figure out how this is "insensative", but if I have offended anyone by jumping on Gatemeister's Truly Great Idea, I apologize.
  5. AussieSharon

    AussieSharon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 18, 2007
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  6. silkieluver_07

    silkieluver_07 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 31, 2008
    Quote:That's sure a baconegger!!! [​IMG]

    Edited for spelling. [​IMG]
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2009
  7. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 24, 2008
    Aussie "Oye Oye" Thats a Pork-N- Egger!! Thats not a BaconEgger! What is wrong with you people?

    Isnt that romantic? A cute lil Redheaded Webfooted Camo Chicken came to the rescue of the Gatemiester!!! Dont mess wif her!!

    *Runs back to my lab*

    I remain madly,
    Dr. FrankenGATEgger!

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