Two winters ago we had a Least Weasel in our HOUSE. My mother had had 3 heart attacks, a small stroke, and a deep brain bleed, amongst other issues, and had been in the hospital and rehab for months. She had been home for, oh.....3 weeks? when I got a frantic phone call while I was at work. Now, mind, I felt like she was having some dementia and the like from the lack of oxygen after the heart attacks and some of the medication didn't sit well, so when she called and said there was a huge white mouse running around her feet while she was on the toilet, I was not especially apt to believe that was the exact situation. Dad returned home shortly after and confirmed there was definitely a large white rodent, but it wasn't a mouse. I thought maybe someone had dumped a pet rat off. Got home and encountered it, and by golly it was the tiniest weasel I've ever seen in my life (also the only weasel I've ever seen). Nobody believed me.
Fast forward to two weeks ago - something is getting into my barn and into my outdoor pen and killing my growouts and breeders. Clearly an emmer-effing mustelid of some variety. I REALLY hope it wasn't a Least Weasel, because I'm not confident I can really fence the barn that well. I set the live trap, it went in and played with the bait but did not eat it or trip the trigger. I have since procured a mink/squirrel tube trap, it hasn't been triggered. Also built a mink box for a 110 conibear, but it needs some modification. Covered the sliding barn door with plywood, already had a hardware cloth skirt attached. Haven't had an attack since doing that, but I know they tend to 'make rounds' so will have to stay vigilant. It was coming after I fed at 6am and went to work, sneaky little ****.
I hate them.