teacher:"How'd you break your foot?"
me: "A rabbit sat on it."
teacher:"A rabbit broke your foot? How'd a little ol' bunny break your foot?"
me: "I didn't say a bunny, I said a RABBIT. My dad was driving it at the time."
teacher: "He ran over you with the car? but you said it sat on you!"
me: "It did! I was standing there rolling up the window and he started to drive off and ran over my foot, but when he heard me screaming, he stopped the car and just SAT there!"
best part was, the whole thing happened right at the front door as he was letting us out for church.
