My ankle was injured by a moose

[Stevo]

100lb puppy? Your gona need some support on that bed when he grows up lol.

Hope you heal up quick.

 

[2pinkmom]

Oww! I sympathize. My fur ball "son" is a 260 lbs English mastiff. I have a long list of "normal dog" interactions that don't work out so great witness him!

 

[Tala]

Why is it so fitting to call the dog a moose? Last time I checked moose weren't very house or people friendly, but I see we aren't the only ones who call the fur-babies "big moose"

 

[gritsar]

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The breeder had nicknamed him Bear. We should have stuck with that nickname. Now he's the moose or the boo-boohead. Jax is the boogerhead.

 

[PineappleMama]

Well that title certainly caught MY attention.

I don't have to worry about my dogs breaking any of my bones by landing on me... but darned if I haven't gone stumbling when I trip over the BLACK Doxie in the middle of the night... stealth doxie...

 

[welsummerchicks]

The most distressing part about this sort of thing is you tell most people what really happened, and they say "no you didn't"

They don't believe it.

I hurt my neck.

How?

Lookin' up at something.

"No you didn't"

I have a large surgical dressing on my leg.

What is it?

Poison Ivy.

No it isn't. How did you get it?

Sleeping with the dog.

"No you didn't".

How come you got leaves in your hair?

I fell off 35 feet off a ladder into a big pile of horse manure with a few leaves on top of it.

"No you didn't".

How'd you get that big cut and bruise on your eyelid?

The lady at the hair salon place put on too much wax, and when she pulled it off, it did this.

"No it didn't".

If I was in the Louvre museum in Paris, someone would drop a framed painting on me. It doesn't matter where I go.

And if they ask you 'WHAT HAPPENED' and you get mad and say I DUNNO, they say YES YOU DO.

 

[gritsar]

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The area of the hall just outside the bathroom door is very dark. Kane is almost solid black. Kane likes to sit just outside the bathroom door waiting for me to come out. Need I say more?

 

[PineappleMama]

Nope, I know JUST what you mean... every time I take a bath all three of the dogs park themselves outside the door. They hear the water running and fear a dunking themselves so they don't come in... not like when I'm in there to use the loo...

Ahhh gotta love 'em.

 

[Cat Water]

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That is what I was thinking when I saw the title! "No she didn't!" I was just thinking if a moose injured you at all, it would injure you worse than just your ankle. I hope you feel better soon, though!

 

[Imp]

Oh, Gritty
Oh, Gritty
Oh, Gritty

Just what are we to do with you?

Imp- Get better soon.


BTW-When I lived in Anchorage a moose taught me to run...

in cowboy boots...

on 2 feet of solid ice...

in the dark.