The most distressing part about this sort of thing is you tell most people what really happened, and they say "no you didn't"
They don't believe it.
I hurt my neck.
How?
Lookin' up at something.
"No you didn't"
I have a large surgical dressing on my leg.
What is it?
Poison Ivy.
No it isn't. How did you get it?
Sleeping with the dog.
"No you didn't".
How come you got leaves in your hair?
I fell off 35 feet off a ladder into a big pile of horse manure with a few leaves on top of it.
"No you didn't".
How'd you get that big cut and bruise on your eyelid?
The lady at the hair salon place put on too much wax, and when she pulled it off, it did this.
"No it didn't".
If I was in the Louvre museum in Paris, someone would drop a framed painting on me. It doesn't matter where I go.
And if they ask you 'WHAT HAPPENED' and you get mad and say I DUNNO, they say YES YOU DO.