My BBS Orps from Miss Prissy(pics)!!

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want me to write an excuse note for you???

You might have to. I just called feed stores around here, and no one else has them but that one, and it's $800. And of course I want it now. I don't want to wait and have it shipped.

Paula
 
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want me to write an excuse note for you???

You might have to. I just called feed stores around here, and no one else has them but that one, and it's $800. And of course I want it now. I don't want to wait and have it shipped.

Paula

Dear Mr. Hippichick,

I am writing on behalf of your wife and other Hatch-a-holics elsewhere. I hope you will understand and sympathize with my plea.

The only cure, treatment actually, for this illness is to posses the Sportsman Cabinet Incubator. Test after test shows that people respond very well to this treatment. Why, you ask?

A. The hatch-a-holic can have as many as four hatchings happening simultaneously.
B. They like the sound of the door shutting on this model. They KNOW their eggs are safe inside.
C. All Hatch-a-holics are convinced that 'more is more', not 'less is more'. (It's part of the illness.)

and lastly,
D. They like the digital readouts. (It makes everything so official!)

Please, for the sake of your wife and so many like her, permit her to purchase the Sportsman Cabinet Incubator. It will only make life easier for her, which in turn is better for YOU! It's the only true treatment.
I know, because not only am I a member of the Hatch-a-holics Anonymous, I am a Charter Member.

Kindest Regards,
Rhandi-Jayne Dollinger (miss_jayne)
 
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You might have to. I just called feed stores around here, and no one else has them but that one, and it's $800. And of course I want it now. I don't want to wait and have it shipped.

Paula

Dear Mr. Hippichick,

I am writing on behalf of your wife and other Hatch-a-holics elsewhere. I hope you will understand and sympathize with my plea.

The only cure, treatment actually, for this illness is to posses the Sportsman Cabinet Incubator. Test after test shows that people respond very well to this treatment. Why, you ask?

A. The hatch-a-holic can have as many as four hatchings happening simultaneously.
B. They like the sound of the door shutting on this model. They KNOW their eggs are safe inside.
C. All Hatch-a-holics are convinced that 'more is more', not 'less is more'. (It's part of the illness.)

and lastly,
D. They like the digital readouts. (It makes everything so official!)

Please, for the sake of your wife and so many like her, permit her to purchase the Sportsman Cabinet Incubator. It will only make life easier for her, which in turn is better for YOU! It's the only true treatment.
I know, because not only am I a member of the Hatch-a-holics Anonymous, I am a Charter Member.

Kindest Regards,
Rhandi-Jayne Dollinger (miss_jayne)

I just really don't know what to say to that. I do believe we have lost our minds. But I am so going to print that up and give it to him when he gets home tonight. How can he say no to that. You make such fine points. Thank you, fellow member, I mean Charter Member, of Hatch-A-Holics Anonymous.

Paula:)
 
you are most welcome, Paula! anything to help a fellow addict! it only behooves me to get your family to purchase one! i'll keep showing DH the number of folks that find it necessary and then WHAMO, i'll be a hatching fool!
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