My Birthday Is Almost Here!

[maple]

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Aw...same as was my daddies. Here's a toast to all of you as I partake in my father's tradition of throwin up a rubber chicken and shootin it with a ray gun. He was an aeronautics engineer and would do this when meetings got heated. What a character.

 

[sourland]

Gee, that helps us understand you a lot better.

Did everyone hear that kingbird was tinkering in the lab and caused an earthquake in Ark. First dead birds and fish, now an earthquake.

 

[Junkmanme]

Yep. Kinda like shootin' Clay Pigeons....but a little easier, I suppose.

 

[Cloverleaf Farm]

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Yeah, but which one would be more fun??

Eh, real guns are better. Of course shooting rubber chickens with my 12 gauge would be pretty fun too! LOL

 

[Junkmanme]

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Yeah, but which one would be more fun??

Eh, real guns are better. Of course shooting rubber chickens with my 12 gauge would be pretty fun too! LOL

NOW I remember.....WHY I was wanting to start raising quail and pheasant !!!

-Junkmanme-

 

[Cloverleaf Farm]

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Yeah, but which one would be more fun??

Eh, real guns are better. Of course shooting rubber chickens with my 12 gauge would be pretty fun too! LOL

NOW I remember.....WHY I was wanting to start raising quail and pheasant !!!

-Junkmanme-

That's the only thing pheasants are good for if ya ask me! Of course, nobody asked me....

 

[maple]

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Does it?

Does it really????

kingbird...you can't mix funky toe jam socks with baking soda and vinegar...it's dangerous.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

He was trying to create super turkey/emu crosses, but like anything to do with turkeys, it went horribly awry.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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I think this would look really nice on you.

Make you look all grizzly adams and manly and stuff.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/20123/wm/pd1240669.jpg

Hey guys, sorry I've been away, I was shopping for a new Birthday Suit that wasn't so baggy & wrinkley. Farmboy, that sure is a nice necklace, but you can put your toenail trimmings back in the jar on your night stand! You heard about the earthquake, huh? Well, that was an experiment gone awry. One of the Emu eggs that Em sent was bad & exploded. Made a mess!

But, the biggest Turkmu you have ever seen was the results!

 

[Junkmanme]

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I think this would look really nice on you.

Make you look all grizzly adams and manly and stuff.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/20123/wm/pd1240669.jpg

Hey guys, sorry I've been away, I was shopping for a new Birthday Suit that wasn't so baggy & wrinkley. Farmboy, that sure is a nice necklace, but you can put your toenail trimmings back in the jar on your night stand! You heard about the earthquake, huh? Well, that was an experiment gone awry. One of the Emu eggs that Em sent was bad & exploded. Made a mess!

But, the biggest Turkmu you have ever seen was the results!

Velly, Velly Funny !!! (I asked my Cook, "Hop-Sing", to read and respond to these messages...I'm getting VERY LAZY.)

Him Velly Lazry !!! Maybe SICK ? Him no eat turnip-flavored home-made "Jerry-Beans"....Awrays rooking outside to see if Porrice Car is outside. I tink mebbe he shoot BIG BIRD. ( Mebbe "Big Bird" never be on T.V. no more.)

Neighbors all calring on terephone...say too mush noisies.

Junkmanme no rook worried.....but he go git velly BIG shooter-gun. Mebbe firework tonite? Ha-Ha !!!

Hop-Sing likee firework !!!

I go now...check on that Ole "Fuddy-Duddy" Yunkmanme...Him CRAZY GUY !!! Rotza Fun, though.

Eat more Cochin Chicken....my famiry need moneys.
Hop-Sing

P.S. Yunkmanme "Birthday Suit" wore out. No sending to Chinese Raundly anymore. It just a mess. Rook rike "skin & bone".