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I think this would look really nice on you.
Make you look all grizzly adams and manly and stuff.
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Hey guys, sorry I've been away, I was shopping for a new Birthday Suit that wasn't so baggy & wrinkley. Farmboy, that sure is a nice necklace, but you can put your toenail trimmings back in the jar on your night stand! You heard about the earthquake, huh? Well, that was an experiment gone awry. One of the Emu eggs that Em sent was bad & exploded. Made a mess!

But, the biggest Turkmu you have ever seen was the results!
Velly, Velly Funny !!! (I asked my Cook, "Hop-Sing", to read and respond to these messages...I'm getting VERY LAZY.)
Him Velly Lazry !!! Maybe SICK ? Him no eat turnip-flavored home-made "Jerry-Beans"....Awrays rooking outside to see if Porrice Car is outside. I tink mebbe he shoot BIG BIRD. ( Mebbe "Big Bird" never be on T.V. no more.)
Neighbors all calring on terephone...say too mush noisies.
Junkmanme no rook worried.....but he go git velly BIG shooter-gun. Mebbe firework tonite?
Ha-Ha !!!
Hop-Sing likee firework
!!!
I go now...check on that Ole "Fuddy-Duddy" Yunkmanme...Him CRAZY GUY !!!
Rotza Fun, though.
Eat more Cochin Chicken....my famiry need moneys.
Hop-Sing
P.S. Yunkmanme "Birthday Suit" wore out. No sending to Chinese Raundly anymore. It just a mess. Rook rike "skin & bone".