My Burger King Rant

[PurpleChicken]

So I went to a Burger King tonight. I'm away for my job and while
I have a small expense account I don't feel like sitting is a restaurant
tonight. So I venture out and go to Burger King and order a few Whoppers
with NO MAYO. I'm watching the kid make them and he puts mayo on them
but then someone tells him no mayo. So he uses a knife to remove the
mayo. Yuck man. There's mayo in my bun. I hate mayo. It scares me.
I started going into an anxiety attack and foaming at the mouth. The girl
hands me my bag and says here ya go and I say no way. I watched that
kid put mayo on my burger then scrape it off. You people trying to poison
me? She asked me if I wanted him to make me new Whoppers and I said
NO WAY. That's dishonest and just give me my money back.

The manager asked me to ID the kid who did it and I played dumb.

I just wanted a few double whoppers with NO MAYO!!! Why is life
so very cruel to me??? WHY??????

This could be a Seinfeld episode. I thought about going to my car,
popping and alka seltzer in my mouth, and running back in screaming
in pain like they poisoned me. Naw, I'd probably get arrested.

So I went next door to McDonalds.

 

[annie3001]

lol funny....sorry !

 

[clickie]

lol sorry, sounds like that weird al song, stuck in the drive through. I hate when the mess orders up, reason why I usually never eat fast food lol.

 

[maplesky7]

poor jake... he would have helped ya lick the mayo off ya know...

 

[Ec_Prokta]

I'm very picky about my fast food burgers too.

to Purple and hope your Big Mac was better!

 

[mamaKate]

My kids all started in fast food so I'm pretty patient with the mistakes. I do know what goes on behind the counter and NEVER complain or send food back. lol If the service is consistently bad, I eat elsewhere.

 

[DuckLady]

What I find disturbing is that you don't like mayo.



Just kidding.

 

[ams3651]

my friends brother went to Burger King and asked for a fish sandwich no tarter sauce, well when it came out with tarter sauce he tossed the bag in the back of his truck (In August, 95 degrees) for a couple days then took it back in to complain

 

[WalkingWolf]

It could have been very bad had a person asked for no mayo that is allergic to eggs. Any restaurant whether fast food or sit down should be aware of food allergies. But then I doubt there is to many on this site allergic to eggs.

 

[fosterchick]

I think it the company. On Tuesday I took one of my foster children there for a reward. He went to order a meal Large size only ketchup. They have no large cups. Had to get a medium size because of it. Then we went to fill his cups with Dr. Pepper. Well guess what the Dr. Pepper was out, no sign on the machine. So we told them that it was out. We were told that they have been out for a week. Then we sat down and his burger had BBQ sauce not ketchup. I don't like fast food and will never go to any burger king again.