My Burger King Rant

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It might have FINGERS in it!!
 
oo ooo I've got a good eating out at a restaurant horror story.

Go back to my ? 15th birthday....thus my oldest sister's 25th birthday as well. That year she got to pick the restaurant and she liked Mexican so she chose Chi Chi's.

So we get our drinks and place our order. We don't have a huge table by any means... My family of 6 plus my sister's husband...so 7. Waiting...waiting...more drinks...no dinner....waiting waiting. Dinners are coming...but at such huge gaps that we are not eating together and my mom is drunk by now by all the margaritas on an empty stomach and she is NOT a drinker. And the waitress spills one on my dad and brother in law.

Dad's getting a little perturbed by now and keeps inquiring where his wife's meal is... the waitress goes and sees... a fork goes whizzing by my dad's ear and lands on the table in front of him...courtesy of a naughty child sitting at the table behind us.

FINALLY, mom gets her meal but she really can't eat much of it... she filled up on margaritas and chips. So we call it a night and start to head out... dad stops at the restroom and when he comes out...

OH-MY-GOSH!!!

He is soaking WET! When he flushed the urinal it sprayed up at him and he came out hotter than hot... the urinal soak did not cool him off one bit. When we saw him and we know my dad's temper...we all stepped back because we KNEW heads were gonna roll!

He chewed management a new one and they put my mom's dinner on the house and gave dad a coupon for a free dinner. ha ha ha....he turned around and handed it to my sister and proclaimed to the whole restaurant... that HE would no longer eat there and bring any business there. (being from a very reputable and large avation engineering plant...they had many business meetings with clients over meals)

Anyway,
That was how I spent my 15th birthday.
 
I don't do mayo or iceburg, so I get it, oh and heaven help the fool who gives me anything other than diet coke, the whole point of the screen is so I can confirm it's diet. I have zero interest in taking extra insulin because some twit can't tell the differance.
 
7same thing happened w/ mustard at subways she just scraped it off the bun and slapped it on the sandwich. i was in too big of a rush to make it a big deal, so i had to eat icky mustard flavored bread. (eww!)
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