My Burger King Rant

[debilorrah]

Mayo with french fries is AWESOME. Miracle whip with anything is NOT.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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What's Miracle Whip?

 

[WalkingWolf]

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. http://www.msn101.com/content/emoticons/Vomit_7L6JUI.gif

I hate mayo, too, for the record. And onions.

I spent about four years working fast food in HS and college. I was a manager for about a year.. Things happen, and it's not always blatant stupidity.. Doesn't make it any less dangerous when they happen accidentally, though..

I remember once I switched the clamshell grill height over from sausage to burgers, but didn't change either the temp or the time...either way, end result was my store manager walking up to me -- fuming mad -- with a bloody cheeseburger in her outstretched palm. And I mean bloody.. The customer took a bite and returned it immediately..

Like I said...total accident...but that could have made someone sick. I felt terrible.

I cared because I ate there, too, and I stopped a lot of horrible things from going down. Like when the last toasted bun hits the floor and you see your backline guy pick it up really quick...then look left, then right...then, just as he's about to apply it to the sandwich..

" ***AHEM*** "

"Oh, I saw you man...I was just playin' around...."

Yeah...sure you were.

Things like that make it out the door more times than any of us would like to imagine, I can assure you of that.

Three second rule.

 

[Buugette]

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What's Miracle Whip?

Miracle Whip is NASTY... should not be allowed in the same sentance as Mayo.

 

[Rillion]

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I've never tried it, but I believe it bears the same relationship to mayonnaise as Easy Cheese bears to actual cheese.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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I've never tried it, but I believe it bears the same relationship to mayonnaise as EZ-Cheez bears to actual cheese.

What's EZ-Cheez?

 

[Rillion]

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I've never tried it, but I believe it bears the same relationship to mayonnaise as EZ-Cheez bears to actual cheese.

What's EZ-Cheez?

I spelled it wrong-- corrected, oops. It's "cheese" in a can.

 

[wings]

I guess that's what you get for eating at a horrible fast food chain that is contributing to an epidemic of obesity.



But I do feel your pain.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I'm thinkin' at this point, we all feel PC's pain.

 

[horsejody]

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I'll have to check for that next time.