My chickens work the night shift!

[gritsar]

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What deb says is true, cuz if you got up at 3 AM around here, when we are just going to bed, you'd be shot. Or at the very least lonely, since even the dog goes to bed when we do.

Alpha Roo is my fiance. I live with that strange sleeping pattern.

OH! Then you definitely need one of these>>>

 

[debilorrah]

Amen to that!!! On weekends he gets up and plays his video game at 4 am. That GOD for ear plugs!

 

[Alpha Roo]

Up with the chickens..down with the sun...

 

[debilorrah]

Weirdo

 

[gritsar]

I can help you with Alpha Roo's demise deb. I have the technology.
Actually I was told how to kill an annoying DH (or even more annoying fiance') by an old preacher's wife. She said wait until they're sound asleep and snoring. Then drop an ice cube down their throat. They'll choke to death and the evidence will melt away. She told me this with a straight face too!

~Mods, I was only joking!!~

 

[debilorrah]

HAHAHAHA! I really don't want to kill him, I just want him to sleep like a person, instead of a vampire. HAHAHA! I am only joking too when I tell people to give gift baskets of oleander tea to their nasty neighbors

 

[Squeaky]

OK, so you have Count Pluckula and his amazing vampire chickens including Elvira, Mistress Of The Snark.

Your chicken coop, from now on, must be known only as "The Crypt". You can paint it all black, or paint it to look like stone so it can be a little poultry mausoleum with a coffin shaped door. When all the little fiends come out for their evening meal with their little feathered hineys, it will be "tails from the Crypt". That makes YOU the official Crypt Keeper, or should I say Crypt Sweeper.

 

[gritsar]

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Funny thing is, the inside is painted gray like a headstone. It was what was on sale at walmart.

 

[debilorrah]

Oh my. It isn't my chickens that keep vampire hours. My fiance is up at 3-4 and WAITS for the chickens to wake up. On weekends he sleeps all afternoon. I think for Christmas I will get him a coffin bed.