MY CONVERSATION WITH CLEVERBOT! PLEASE READ!

[ChickenRadio]

Whats 'wow *Facepalm* ' worthy? Each conversation is like that

I know but still *facepalms again*

 

[Ec_Prokta]

User: Can God make a game so complex that even He cannot beat it?

Cleverbot: Duh.

User: How do you know that an Invisible Pink Unicorn is Pink, if you cannot see it for yourself?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know.

User: What is humanity's purpose?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I was hoping you could tell me.

User: I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you!!


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know, and you're not getting it.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Well then.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LMAO!

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No, its yours, your a robot.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am a robot?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, arent you?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm pretty sure you are.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No I am not.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Then what are you?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Human. .

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, what color is your hair.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Brown.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]How many claws do you have?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Two of course.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Humans dont have claws, liar. Your a program.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you human?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, but you, are no.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You're drunk.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm not even old enough to drink so I am NOT drunk!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am not a computer, I am a Smart Wolf.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Whats a smart wolf?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Something in a person.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No, it isn't. So you must be a program.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes I am but not all male children are.

I OUT CLEVERED CLEVER BOT!

 

[OneShotHunter]

You did better than I did! I'm usually stuck going "Where did THAT come from?".

 

[Marty1876]

Yay for Cochin!

 

[ChickenRadio]

LMAO!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Is that your name?
[COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] No, its yours, your a robot.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] I am a robot?
[COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Yes, arent you?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] No.
[COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] I'm pretty sure you are.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] No I am not. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Then what are you? [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Human. . [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Ok, what color is your hair. [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Brown. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] How many claws do you have? [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Two of course. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Humans dont have claws, liar. Your a program. [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Are you human? [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Yes, but you, are no. [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] You're drunk. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] I'm not even old enough to drink so I am NOT drunk! [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] I am not a computer, I am a Smart Wolf. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] Whats a smart wolf? [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Something in a person. [COLOR=999999]User:[/COLOR] No, it isn't. So you must be a program. [COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot:[/COLOR] Yes I am but not all male children are.

I OUT CLEVERED CLEVER BOT!

Oh gosh *dies laughing*

 

[OneShotHunter]

I'm making cleverbot mad!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LMAO!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

Yay for Cochin!

(I see...)

Yes... Bow down!

 

[ChickenRadio]

Haha clever bot can sing!





[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hey I just met you.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And this is crazy.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]But heres my number.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So call me maybe!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]And all the other boys.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Try to chase me.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]But heres my number.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So call me maybe.

Hahahahahahahaha