My family has been abducted by aliens!

[thechickenchick]

When they are done at your house will you give them my address?

 

[CocoNUT]

OK QUICK! Get your aluminum foil baseball cap on!!!!!

No wait...they're GOOD Pod people....they're SPOILING you. Hmm....are you feeling like the sacrificial lamb? I mean just cause you aren't paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to "get" you! Is the prom season coming up? Spring break? Maybe they're getting "brownie points" in EARLY for some kind of TRIP they want to take? Maybe they want to get a puppy and this is how they're "warming" you up? (Or buttering you up).

BE CAREFUL of the romantic candle-lit dinner for two! BEWARE!!!

(Now this is all assuming you haven't had some kind of psychotic episode on them lately about how they never 'help out' and how you have to 'do everything'!!! I'm only saying that cuz I had to use that this weekend to get help cleaning the house!)

Maybe they think if they DISTRACT you...you won't notice you haven't received ANY of those hatchery catalogs yet (apparnetly they're starting to get mailed out).

Do you have a birthday coming up? Maybe it's some kind of SICK ALIEN psychological experiment to find the 'breaking point' of the modern human woman?!

You MAY want to sleep with one eye open, your aluminum baseball cap on AND a digital camera (in case you get them in their "undisguised" forms...then sell the photos to the National Enquirer and make MILLIONS!!!)!

Keep us updated!

 

[Scoop]

Welp, no spaceship on the roof, but I'm checkin the fields tomorrow. Stay tuned!

 

[ChicknJ]

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this has been known to happen here also.... psycho woman on a tear is scaaaary

 

[Matt A NC]

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While you are checking, you should look for freshly dug ground. The bodies have to be some where.

Matt

 

[BorderKelpie]

I will PM you my address so you can relay it to the aliens (please!) I will leave my Christmas lights on if it will help them find my place.

I want that cake!!!

 

[BarkerChickens]

Scoop, is it your birthday and you forgot?

Have you checked all over to see what's broke or missing?

 

[jojo54]

Maybe they heard you talking in your sleep.

Maybe you were ranting, raving, foaming at the mouth . . . . in your sleep and frightened them

Or have you been hearing weird music DOdododododo. (twilight zoneish?)

Just remember - DON'T go downstairs in the DARK!!! LOL Oh yes and check under the beds.

 

[Scoop]

Ok. Now this is really getting weird. I woke up this morning and low and behold there was a pile
of freshly folded sheets in my bedroom!

I had forgotten about them in the dryer.

Haven't found anything broken or missing yet and no it's not my birthday... I think I better check
them fields...

 

[Camelot Farms]

Have you counted your chickens lately? The only thing that would get me that treatment here is if someone killed or maimed one of my birds...