ladies and GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!Gertrude theeeeeeeeeeeeeee CHICKEN!!!!!! Look at how she walks,such grace,such dignity!Head held high,every step higher than the last!She is in charge and everybody knows it,huh folks?Tail short but VERY petite! Sure wouldn't want to get in trouble when she's around,huh? Looks like that was our last particapent!!!!!!! Now,the moment we have all been waiting for,the winner of The Worlds Greatest Chicken Award,goes tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,GERTRUDE THEEEEEEEE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!