My hens are sending me wierd signals

[justusnak]

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Tooo funny.....blame it on the dog...uh hu..I see! Men! Jeesh!!

 

[Southern28Chick]

Oh man my dog just farted. Not kidding.

EWWWWWW! Dog farts are the worst!​

 

[mdbucks]

Best part was that the first two answered you and never took into account that the hens were lighting up afterwards.

Hope thier using light smokes, it can be dangerous and cause cancer in thier little chicky lungs.

purple and his hens

 

[WindyOaksYokes]

Purple... thanks for the laugh... I know a few of really need it today!!!!!!!!!!!!

when I'm done they get up, fluff up,
and light a cigarette.

 

[devora]

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Means you'd better take 'em to dinner. Dress nice. Bring flowers.

 

[mdbucks]

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Means you'd better take 'em to dinner. Dress nice. Bring flowers.

Those hens have to learn its a hard lesson, but they have to learn. They are young they will learn, dinner and flowers then fake a headache.

 

[bantymum]

Thats like a joke I once heard
One lady asked her friend"Do you smoke after s..x? "
the other lady said " i dont know, ive never looked!!!"

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

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There was the one time.....................Never mind was having a flash back !

 

[PurpleChicken]

This thread went exactly in the direction I thought it would. Love it

 

[PeiTheCelt]

*snort* I missed the cigarettes bit the first read through and was really surprised, because *I* knew what that all meant and you know more about chickens then I do..

Then I re-read it and realized..

And of COURSE the thread went to implied topics of an adult nature when you start with a post like that!