Fooling wifes is to easy...
Back in the days of yesterday, my wife and I were into fresh fish.
Raised angelfish.
Anyway, I would go to town to the only petstore, pay for the fish 
I wanted and leave them there. A day or two later, I would send 
my wife to the petstore after something.
Dave, the fish-man, would then "give" these fish to my wife. Never
failed...he would "give" her fish or what ever I had paid for.
This went on for a long time.
My wife was convinced that our friend Dave had a crush on her.
He was always giving her something, but he never gave me anything.
*If she and I went to the store together, I had to pay and take it with
me. Rules are rules. 
Dave was a really old man even then. Many years older than us. That was
part of the funny to me.
I never did tell my wife any different. To this day, Dave had a crush on her.
Bought her a car one time. It got wonderful gas mileage.
Of course, the fact that some nights after she had driven her car I would sneak
out and pour a few gallons in her tank might have helped. Never added much,
just the gallon or two for the lawn mower. 
Didn't want the gauge to move much...she's smarter than that.
Women are easy.
I found a empty snake skin yesterday. Nice one, about four foot long. Now it's on the
path in the woods going to my parents. My daughter should be walking home in a 
few minutes....I expect to hear about it shortly.