I give up. Apparently there is nothing funny about poison ivy. I just spent about 10 minutes trying to google a poison ivy joke to cheer up Lazy but all that comes up is buxom girls wearing leaves. What's up with that?
I used to have a cat that liked to ride around, draped across my shoulders, that also liked to tiptoe through the Toxicodendron. Yep, you got it (or rather, I got it) poison ivy rash on the back of my neck.