My leukemia's back.

[3goodeggs]

They can pinch. A mean, cruel, awful, hateful pinch.

And don't get me started on vacuum cleaners.

.......

 

[N F C]

Not really a story. It's a lot like a caulking gun, except instead of a place to put a tube of caulk in, it has a cylinder you put cookie dough in, and a place at the end where you put a die that shapes the dough as it comes out. It makes cookies like these:


You would think a body would have to try to hurt themselves with a thing like that, but I always get pinched at least once . . .

I've made the spritz cookies before but couldn't figure out how you hurt yourself with one. Mine was an old hand-crank one from my Mom, is yours one of those trigger ones?

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Wait they make cookie guns....hmmmmm...i have all kinds of guns....But I don't have a cookie gun....do you need a license to carry one of those?

 

[N F C]

Wait they make cookie guns....hmmmmm...i have all kinds of guns....But I don't have a cookie gun....do you need a license to carry one of those?

Nope, no license needed Phil. You too could have a cookie gun

(But then you have to prove to us you really have one and send us all cookies.)

 

[sourland]

The Princess wields a mean cookie gun and traps me in the kitchen with it for slave labor preparation for every Christmas. Be careful, Phil.

 

[N F C]

The Princess wields a mean cookie gun and traps me in the kitchen with it for slave labor preparation for every Christmas. Be careful, Phil.

I guess you know from previous holidays that your labor sentence is going to start before long. You still have time to run sour!

 

[sourland]

Where would I go? Who would have me?

Besides, I like it here.

 

[3goodeggs]

Because she feeds you cookies?

 

[sourland]

 

[3goodeggs]

You just pretend to be sour. You are actually a sweetie and we all know it.