My New Parrot

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by OneCuteShasta, Nov 26, 2010.

  1. OneCuteShasta

    OneCuteShasta Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 4, 2007
    Tropical oHIo
    Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
    Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
    I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
    saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could
    think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
    Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.
    The parrot yelled back.
    I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
    So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and
    put him in the freezer.
    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
    Then suddenly there was total quiet.
    Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
    Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the
    The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said
    "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
    I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
    I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
    unforgivable behavior."
    I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude
    As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
    change in his behavior, the bird continued,
    "May I ask what the turkey did?"

  2. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Was that a true story?!?!?!? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  3. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    [​IMG] That's awesome. [​IMG]
  4. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

    Aug 20, 2010
  5. True Grit

    True Grit Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Very cute!
  6. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

    Aug 19, 2008
    [​IMG] [​IMG] Poor parrot!

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