My pet chicken is hiring!

[redhen]

I cant find microsoft word on my computer..

Its a new computer..so..thats my excuse.

I DO see microsoft office though in my programs (i have windows 7)
But i think i have to very BUY it or something...

Nothing is ever easy for me..

 

[Blondie]

Redhen, you don't "get" a resume, and by the way you have posted, I don't think you would qualify for the job.

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Applied!

I hope I get it this would be PERFECT for me!!!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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Ma'am,
I ordered my chickens over an hour ago... why aren'y they here yet? did you mail them? did you lose them? did you put them all in the box? did you put a stamp on the box? did you put lots of snacks and bottled water in the box in case they get the munchies?

Then; why aren't they laying eggs yet? are the eggs going to be the same color all the time? what do they eat? do they eat every day? do they like candy? what about chocolate? what about taffy? what about lobster? how come my roosters aren't laying? do their eggs taste different?

then; can I send them back? They poo! and eat all the time! and they don't come when I call them. They don't bark, roll over or play frisbee. if I feed them watermelon will they turn pink? can you come babysit them so I can go to school?


Just thought I'd help ya practice your new job.

 

[brandibaby23]

I applied!!!!!

 

[PineappleMama]

Breathe Red. I don't have Word or Excel on my puter, but it's on DH's. I personally chose to use Word Pad for most of my notes because it's easy peasy.

Start-Programs-Accessories-Word Pad

It's not a fancy word processing program, but it does the job.

Go to that site and click the link it will ask you how you want to open it. On my puter (no Word) it says Word Pad is the default, I don't know if that is THEIR default or specifically due to my puter... if it's just mine then you can use the drop down to select Word Pad or you can try opening it with whatever program it selected... I just hit enter and Word Pad automatically opened with the template already in there ready to go. Type yada yada... then File-Save As- type in resumeJan2011 Enter. Be sure to take note of the folder it says it's saving it to. Then go about attaching it to an email.

 

[tigerrrrrrrlilly]

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That seemed mean.

 

[redhen]

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..Nevermind.. this miserable person isnt worth the bother.

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Looks like YOU'RE ready for the job, farmboy!

 

[redhen]

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Thanks! I figured it out. I'm working on it now..
Trying to remember dates of past schools and jobs and such...
Thanks for the help!