My Red sex link roo tried to flog my husband once. The next time my hubby is in the yard he would run after him like a crazy man (he's 6ft 4)and did that everytime he went out for about a month. Now Mr. Fudge runs to the far side of the yard when he sees him.
I wasn't as nice. I gave him a swat with an old badmitton rackett. He's not tried it again.
Great ideas and laughs. I wish I'd known some of these things five years ago when Brooster my leghorn was around. He was one mean dude. Dressed out at 10 pounds without his feathers.