It's not like I meant to name a hen after his ex-wife . It's just that this particular hen is huge, is always the first to the treats, and she b***hes all the time. I happened to be out with them one day when she grabbed some food from one of the others, the name came out of my mouth, and it stuck. I'm not going to repeat the name so as not to offend anyone that has it. So I mentioned that hen by name this morning and he said please rename your hen. Told him okay, I'll call her Jezebel. Straight face from him, then "I told you to pick a name that didn't remind me of her".