My Totally Gross but Maybe Funny if it Didn't Happen to You Story

[lomine]

Omylord this whole thread, that was a good laugh Reminds me tho, to add to the poop shenanigans... My mom and I built our coops together, incubated eggs together, our chicken adventures were miles apart but happened at the same time. One day I found my hen Duchess sitting alone in the coop. I knew something was wrong, but being new to chickens was horrible at guessing, and I had read on byc that a nice bath sometimes perks them up. She loved the bath, it turned out the roo hurt her leg, hes pretty big. Anyways, the next day my mom calls me, says one of her hens also wouldn't leave the coop and was acting funny, making strange sounds and all puffed up. We were so clueless back then... I told her about my hen, that I gave her a nice soak and massage and all was better. So my mom takes her hen to her bathroom, and before she set her down, the hen let loose. All over my mom, her sink counter, the bathroom rugs, omygoodness she really had to go Next thing I know my phone is going off, she's sending me pictures, and I couldn't stop laughing ... oh the things you learn lol...

Oh man what a little stinker. Had she waited 2 seconds it would have all been in the water.

 

[staceyj]

I'd like to be a fly on the wall of that phone repair store.

My son is an Apple and Mac repair tech.
Believe me, he’s seen everything!