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Yeah, like the flower. My niece named her.And her name is really Petunia?!
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Yeah, like the flower. My niece named her.And her name is really Petunia?!
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It's a great name for a beautiful smelling flower. So ironic.Yeah, like the flower. My niece named her.
Oh boy. I think you got me beat with this one. I’ll take my stinky phone over a poo shower any day.I was dying reading that story!!! Thank you so much for sharing. Oh, I had a broody hen in my broody pen - my husband built it for me - it’s a 10 x 5 ft rectangular box with a removable divider in the middle and two hinged screened lids. Well, I was leaving for the airport on a business trip, trotted down to the broody pen to check on her and the babies one last time before I left. I got into the pen to do something, so I am crouched down in there, in my dress suit and heels. The hen jumps to the top of the divider, and lets loose a voluminous torrent of watery feces onto my head, back, side and leg (accompanied by an explosive wet fart noise). I’m just glad it was a side shot and not into my face, or worse, into my mouth. I had to rush back and shower, change and almost missed my flight!! People kept surreptitiously sniffing as I would go by.
Yikes! Good thing you were able to get up. Had you been out there any longer those hens may have started eyeing you as dinner.I gotta say that really stinks. Let me share a funny now story, I started with 3 chickens, they free ranged in our yard so it was pretty easy to always find them. I am slightly handicapped (use a cane and am usually careful ) I went out to sweep the coop out because my husband doesn't do a good job of it. So I get in there and got the chicken poop and bedding in a pile. I had an audience of 3 at the door watching what I was doing. I turned and went down like a lead balloon. Now the chickens start cackling loudly like get up and get out of our house. I was checking to see if I had broken anything and became aware that I was going to have difficulty getting up. I laid in the chicken poop mixture for about 10 minutes all the while getting clucked at. Oh and left my phone in house so couldn't call for help . Don't know how but managed to pull self up was coming out of coop and here comes hubby who came home on a fluke and wondered where I was and why were the dogs barking and what was wrong with chickens . I was banned from going in the coop any more. We have since gotten 12 additional chickens and they are in a huge fenced area safe from predators. That it is easier to access . So I think a little poop and sometimes stinky poop falls into all our lives.