My "unhip" shirt

[sourland]

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Em, of all the Elders, you are the hippest. Course that ain't sayin' much.

 

[sourland]

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"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground"---

 

[sourland]

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Long story - had one

not for long.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yeah, my old clothes shrunk a bunch too.

None of my old disco stuff fits anymore. Of course,
my daughter doesn't even know what Disco is...

I think that shrinkage is due to our wife's being jealous of
us still looking so sharp in our old outfits. I know my wife
used hot water, just to shrink my stuff.....mean, mean, woman.

 

[sourland]

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Spook, trust me when I say that I have shirts that are a heck of lot older than that. Hey, ya just can't throw out old friends. I talk to my shirts. Yes, true, I do. The Princess thinks that is 'odd.' Doesn't everyone talk to their shirts? You know-- "OK, guys, we're going out tonight. Who wants to go?" Helps with the selection process.

 

[awesomefowl]

 

[gritsar]

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I have house dresses that belonged to my mom and she passed away 18 years ago, does that count?

Oh! And I also have the nightgown that I bought for my first anniversary, making it 30 years old...and it still fits.

 

[saddina]

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I still have my high school wool jacket I wear to embarrass my DD at her games

As of last year I could still fit in my high school uniform, miniskirt and all. Several of my dresses are over a decade old, I bought nice quality, nothing too trendy (which becomes dated fast), and took care of them.

 

[Spookwriter]

I stopped talking to my shirts, George.

Last time I told one we're gonna get lucky tonight...
It laughed so hard it got wrinkled. So much for me
getting lucky...

 

[Spookwriter]

Saddina, my wife still has her old mini-skirt too.

She can get one leg in it...



and that crack about baggy pants around the knees?

Happens to old men too, when their suspenders pop loose
while walking in the park. Don't ask me how I know...