My usual rant....the only good cow is a....

[PineappleMama]

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Is that like having your DH pee along the edges of your garden to keep deer out??

My first thought was that your title is what my thoughts are on UT... 'cept I specify Longhorn, not just cow... and say "sizzlin' on the grill"... I'm not THAT particular about cut. What can I say, burnt orange is just NOT my color... medium rare though...

 

[Tanichca]

Hmm, Gritty seems to only be happy when she is mad about something...

So... can i come over when you start grillin' the steaks?

 

[ranchhand]

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Okay, you're uninvited to the BBQ. That was kind of snarky! And inaccurate.

Now..... I can smoke a brisket that will make a vegetarian change their ways - what time is the party starting, I want to get it on the smoker early. Where's Al, he's a grillin' machine!

 

[Tanichca]

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Okay, you're uninvited to the BBQ. That was kind of snarky! And inaccurate.

Now..... I can smoke a brisket that will make a vegetarian change their ways - what time is the party starting, I want to get it on the smoker early. Where's Al, he's a grillin' machine!

NO!!!!! How is that inaccurate? most of the posts are because she's mad... its not being mean at all. More of a joke. Pwease dont uninvite me! *puppy eyes*

 

[schellie69]

Oh I want steak. I wish I could get a couple of cows but I live in town.

and the stupid rules say no cows or pigs. I want steak and bacon.

 

[ranchhand]

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Okay, you're uninvited to the BBQ. That was kind of snarky! And inaccurate.

Now..... I can smoke a brisket that will make a vegetarian change their ways - what time is the party starting, I want to get it on the smoker early. Where's Al, he's a grillin' machine!

NO!!!!! How is that inaccurate? most of the posts are because she's mad... its not being mean at all. More of a joke. Pwease dont uninvite me! *puppy eyes*

Ohhhhhh, okay. But you have to bring dessert!

 

[3goodeggs]

I am not sure I hate them, just fear them enough for my husband to say that I have bovine-a-phobia.
And it isn't really 'fear' as much as it is the total 'respect' that I have for their knowledge that they weigh 1200-2000lbs more than me, and that they want to kill me because they can. Other than that, I'm fine with cattle.

 

[Mom 2em All]

funny that they always know when the fence doesnt have steak-frying power, dont they?

My brother in laws cows must check the fence every day- because it never fails that the one day someone forgets to turn it on, we get a phone call to come help round them all up.

 

[Tanichca]

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NO!!!!! How is that inaccurate? most of the posts are because she's mad... its not being mean at all. More of a joke. Pwease dont uninvite me! *puppy eyes*

Ohhhhhh, okay. But you have to bring dessert!

Yay! I am famous for my dessert-making prowess! (seriously)
Apple pie OK with everyone? Or maybe a rice pudding (with raisins?)

 

[Imp]

She's mad at me ALL the time.

I think my name is: Dammit Stop That

I think I was named after a racehorse.

Impy or at least the former Impy