The Backyard Bantams
Songster
So last night I had a dream (I have no idea why I am telling a bunch of random people on the Internet this, but I am bored)
I think I wanted to hatch out some chicken eggs, so someone gave me a couple, plus a giant egg. So bring a very sensible human, I decided to “Incubate” the eggs inside the fireplace, because, ofc, that is a very reliable method. But when I tried to board the plane, so I could “lay my egg”, I GASPED.
BECAUSE THE PLANE HAD BEEN HIJACKED BY GIANT DUCKS!!! *GASP*
They were taking up ALL of the nesting boxes!!! I tried to naruto run towards them to scare them off, but they just moo’d at me in disgust. So I laid my egg onto a frypan, and drank it whole. Then I checked on the giant egg that was incubating in the fire. I decided, after one day of incubation in the fire, that it had taken long enough, so I cracked it open. Can you guess what was inside?
Probably not.
A panda. Made of dulce de leche. But then… Out of the ashes… Appeared… A GOOSE! It meowed at me loudly, and demanded that I would stop incubating the egg. I told it that it was too late, and the egg already “””hatched”””
Then all of a sudden, the ground split up into chunks, floating in lava. I talked to my sister and my mother, who were TV remotes, asking them if this were the end of the world. Then we burnt piles of Ziploc bags, to appease the geese. But it did not work. They swam in the lava, and surrounded us. There was no hope.
I think I wanted to hatch out some chicken eggs, so someone gave me a couple, plus a giant egg. So bring a very sensible human, I decided to “Incubate” the eggs inside the fireplace, because, ofc, that is a very reliable method. But when I tried to board the plane, so I could “lay my egg”, I GASPED.
BECAUSE THE PLANE HAD BEEN HIJACKED BY GIANT DUCKS!!! *GASP*
They were taking up ALL of the nesting boxes!!! I tried to naruto run towards them to scare them off, but they just moo’d at me in disgust. So I laid my egg onto a frypan, and drank it whole. Then I checked on the giant egg that was incubating in the fire. I decided, after one day of incubation in the fire, that it had taken long enough, so I cracked it open. Can you guess what was inside?
Probably not.
A panda. Made of dulce de leche. But then… Out of the ashes… Appeared… A GOOSE! It meowed at me loudly, and demanded that I would stop incubating the egg. I told it that it was too late, and the egg already “””hatched”””
Then all of a sudden, the ground split up into chunks, floating in lava. I talked to my sister and my mother, who were TV remotes, asking them if this were the end of the world. Then we burnt piles of Ziploc bags, to appease the geese. But it did not work. They swam in the lava, and surrounded us. There was no hope.
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Your dream is a little more crazy though 
Can't believe you remember that many details
