My wife is so MEAN

[EmtheFishLady]

Poor Spook! You just sit right down and I'll whip you up some brownies. You poor pitiful thing.

 

[Spookwriter]

Let's see...4 blocks a day...and there's a whole bunch of blocks
out there....

Let me figure....

Yep...this is going to take a long time.

I really need to run away.

My back hurts...my work gloves are dirty now. I've had them for
years. Weren't even opened yet. I didn't mean to ever open them.

Life is rough when you're as lazy as me.

 

[Coopa Cabana]

If you run away - why not come on out to Colorado? At least I'll stay home and cheer you on after every block instead of going to the amusement park!!

 

[mommas chickens]

Haha you and my husband can get together and have a pity party for yourselves!! lol...just kidding!

 

[mom'sfolly]

Like you with your gloves, I planned to never learn to use the lawn mower...

My darling hubby went out and bought a reel lawn mower; even I can't pretend to not know how to work that!

I think my dh might be meaner than your dw, and he doesn't even know how to make brownies.

 

[gamebirdboy]

Run over here, I'll put you to work. For every tree you cut up I'll throw you a brownie.

 

[Spookwriter]

Don't tell anybody, but I'm alot smarter than my wife.

Soon as she leaves for the amusement park...I'll call me some
help.

***
Okay, she wasn't too happy with me anyway. I bought some of
those black pepper plants the other day...already had a few peppers
starting.

I convinced her they were little Buckeye trees. She even helped me
plant them up at the edge of the trees.

Funniest part was when she told her sister-in-law about her new little
trees.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

You people are just plain cruel. You do realize that Spooks don't work for brownies? That's just nonsense.

 

[Spookwriter]

Em knows me well..."Spooks don't work."

Yep...that's me.

All my tools are covered in spiderwebs. My shovel had
a hole rusted in it. My hammer is broke. My level is bent.

I don't even have any work clothes.

My Mean Wife...bought me new stuff. Called it an "early birthday present."

Cruel sense of humor...

 

[tazcat70]

Spook it sounds like you deserve to build a retaining wall after the pepper plants. That is the REAL reason for it. Not to get even, but to get ahead!