N.E. Chickenstock 2011!!!!!! Who's up for it??

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Wow...seems Bob's story was quite selective! Missed the part about how he tried and tried with Diablo himself, his rejection obvious as the poor bird would flee in terror when Bob approached. Diablo's poor eyes were blood shot from having to what what Bob thought as Chicken Porn on the widescreen he installed in his barn. Bob, I don't think FogHorn LegHorn counts. Poor Bob. Had to give up his wander lust for Diablo and hand him over to me. Hey, Diablo may be a chicken, but he comes running to my hands when I enter his quarters. . . Happy, happy bird!
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gretchen i might show up early wednesday morning and sneak back to the coop with my video camera!! i'm thinking an auction of that tape might bring a couple bucks
 
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Wow...seems Bob's story was quite selective! Missed the part about how he tried and tried with Diablo himself, his rejection obvious as the poor bird would flee in terror when Bob approached. Diablo's poor eyes were blood shot from having to what what Bob thought as Chicken Porn on the widescreen he installed in his barn. Bob, I don't think FogHorn LegHorn counts. Poor Bob. Had to give up his wander lust for Diablo and hand him over to me. Hey, Diablo may be a chicken, but he comes running to my hands when I enter his quarters. . . Happy, happy bird!
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Oh, and by the way, those candles....Bob, you didn't mention how they almost burned down your barn! Caught poor Diablo's tail on fire. Bob, don't you know that the saying "you're hot" isn't literal? It's the age thing again, I think! Poor ole guy.

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Wow...seems Bob's story was quite selective! Missed the part about how he tried and tried with Diablo himself, his rejection obvious as the poor bird would flee in terror when Bob approached. Diablo's poor eyes were blood shot from having to what what Bob thought as Chicken Porn on the widescreen he installed in his barn. Bob, I don't think FogHorn LegHorn counts. Poor Bob. Had to give up his wander lust for Diablo and hand him over to me. Hey, Diablo may be a chicken, but he comes running to my hands when I enter his quarters. . . Happy, happy bird!
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OOh I see diablos manhod just couldt take until Gretchen took him over...now he's HHaaaaaaappppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy

You got it girl!
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Wow...seems Bob's story was quite selective! Missed the part about how he tried and tried with Diablo himself, his rejection obvious as the poor bird would flee in terror when Bob approached. Diablo's poor eyes were blood shot from having to what what Bob thought as Chicken Porn on the widescreen he installed in his barn. Bob, I don't think FogHorn LegHorn counts. Poor Bob. Had to give up his wander lust for Diablo and hand him over to me. Hey, Diablo may be a chicken, but he comes running to my hands when I enter his quarters. . . Happy, happy bird!
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Oh, and by the way, those candles....Bob, you didn't mention how they almost burned down your barn! Caught poor Diablo's tail on fire. Bob, don't you know that the saying "you're hot" isn't literal? It's the age thing again, I think! Poor ole guy.

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good thing this a family thread gretch....i know you paid attention to the demonstration well....but she did to gently use your hand... your hand...your hand
 
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Oh, and by the way, those candles....Bob, you didn't mention how they almost burned down your barn! Caught poor Diablo's tail on fire. Bob, don't you know that the saying "you're hot" isn't literal? It's the age thing again, I think! Poor ole guy.

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good thing this a family thread gretch....i know you paid attention to the demonstration well....but she did to gently use your hand... your hand...your hand

were you abbreviating when you said you were the master!!!!
 
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Oh, and by the way, those candles....Bob, you didn't mention how they almost burned down your barn! Caught poor Diablo's tail on fire. Bob, don't you know that the saying "you're hot" isn't literal? It's the age thing again, I think! Poor ole guy.

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good thing this a family thread gretch....i know you paid attention to the demonstration well....but she did to gently use your hand... your hand...your hand

Oh, you sick, sick man.
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good thing this a family thread gretch....i know you paid attention to the demonstration well....but she did to gently use your hand... your hand...your hand

Oh, you sick, sick man.
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actually I popped a lunesta to go to sleep-this is the latest Ive ever staye dup on BYC but I couldnt got to bed when more dirt was going to be thrown!!
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Oh, you sick, sick man.
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actually I popped a lunesta to go to sleep-this is the latest Ive ever staye dup on BYC but I couldnt got to bed when more dirt was going to be thrown!!
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Nighty nite, Natalie! Sweet dreams.
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