Why does this sound so familiar?Want some blue painters tape? It under the bathroom sink. Want a new tube of toothpaste? It's in the big box in the corner of the living room.![]()

The tools are in the bathroom, the shampoo is in the basement. Everything else is somewhere in between. I never want to look for anything again!

So we were all outside with flashlights, and my dad had his gun and was hoping to add to his soil enrichment program. He wasn’t going to shoot a cat though, and we didn’t even see it.