Nephew and son conversation *Update: More from Landon :D *

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Mar 13, 2008
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My nephew Heath has a not quite 5 yr. old son named Landon. Landon has an active imagination.
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He tells Heath: "Me and Con (Landon's imaginary friend) went hunting, and we got a deer". Heath said, "How big was it?" "400 lbs." (
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!!) Heath asked, "How many points did it have?" "four". Heath asked, "Are you sure you're not telling a tall tale?" Landon's reply: "Are you sure you're not just jealous?"
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Perfect rejoinder! Love it!

I just read it aloud to my friend awaiting a medical prodecure (all hooked up and in hospital attire) and it helped ease her nervousness, because she laughed and said, "That's one for Reader's Digest!"
 
This the same little guy that, at age 2, was standing on the couch looking out the window. At the time, he was only wearing his underwear. He saw a flock of wild turkeys in the woods across the road. (They live in a VERY rural area, in the midst of deep woods). He went shooting out the door and dove into a ditch full of leaves, sinking into the leaves up to his waist. His dad went running out the door after him, jumped down into the ditch with him, and said, "Buddy, what are you doing???!!!" Landon whispered, "Daddy, get my gun!"
 
Darn it's hard to type when you are laughing so hard! What a great story! I agree, that's one for Reader's Digest!!!
 

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