Never I repeat ever put an egg in your pocket

[LilyD]

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My sister does that too but she still put an egg in her pocket and the pigs smelled it and jumped on her breaking it all over her jacket and shorts lol.

 

[NYRIR]

My DS got a new kinda pricey,dry clean only, jacket last year...and collected eggs and put them in his pocket....forgot they were in there..wore his jacket,and Yup....broke all the eggs in the two front pockets

He's done this 3 times....

 

[saddina]

We go out with a full basket of feed, and back in with eggs in now empty basket.

 

[A.T. Hagan]

Breaking an egg in your pocket is a rite of passage in poultry keeping. Some folks seem to need to repeat the experience a few times before they are convinced.

 

[Jessie_Jazz]

Don't put 'em in your handbag either....

Still smelt of merengue even after a good wash, so I had to throw it out

 

[7&8]

pocket omelette!

 

[Noble Rooster]

I managed to squish one in the same jacket pocket in which I had stuck my Blackberry. It took several weeks to scrape all the yolk out from between the keys, and the speaker hasn't functioned properly since. Sigh.

 

[Tanichca]

My little bro did that once.... the swearing coming out of that 9 y.o mouth was horrific, even to teenage me!

 

[ChillinWithThePeeps]

A.T. Hagan :

Breaking an egg in your pocket is a rite of passage in poultry keeping. Some folks seem to need to repeat the experience a few times before they are convinced.

Oh My Goodness! I am laughing so hard right now I am crying!

 

[stilldeb]

I always have my phone in my pocket when I go outside and usually take my egg basket. On the occasions I forget, I sometimes stick an egg in my pocket, and I have one coop where I have to lean over to get the eggs, too...yeah, I have broken a few eggs, enough to remember to lean over carefully - and never put them in the pocket where the phone is.

I'm just afraid I will stick an egg in my pocket and forget about it completely and go to town with it in there or something.

deb g