Never I repeat ever put an egg in your pocket

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by AChickenLoverProduction, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. AChickenLoverProduction

    AChickenLoverProduction Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well funny story here it goes~ I went to my local feed store to pick up some starter grower, all well and good, I buy it bring home and pour it in the tub were I store it. My hens then began screaming at me, you heard right they yell at me if I dont let them out of the coop, so I said, ''What the hey ladies! I'll let you out while I clean the coop!'' They were excited and bolted out the door, then a started raking and shoveling. I went over to the nestingbox and saw my oldest hen laid an egg, I walked out too were she was dust bathing and said, ''Thank you Pip, for laying an egg~'' She ignored me and went back on to rolling in the dirt. So inbetween all of this I stick the egg in my pocket, a have a pool and my chickens love it when I clean the skimmer and give them the dead bugs. So I dump the remains in their coop, and on my way out- CRACK! I hit the door way with my leg!!! [​IMG] There I was walking around with yolk dripping down my leg! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    So that was my lovely afternoon of chicken-ness~ [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2011
  2. Miyashi

    Miyashi Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yay!
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  3. mikensara

    mikensara Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol too funny
     
  4. TrystInn

    TrystInn Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I've gotten into a miserable habit of sticking them in my jacket pockets. Which means, if you come around back to see me at any given point, I've an egg in my pocket. One of my coops is a raised coop, so I have to lean over to get in. *crack* you guessed it!

    I swear I will learn my lesson. Soon!
     
  5. KDailey

    KDailey Crazy Cochin Lady

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  6. chickflick

    chickflick Overrun With Chickens

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    [​IMG] Been there, done that! [​IMG]
     
  7. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

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    My grandma puts the eggs in her coat pocket in the winter and one of them broke. [​IMG]
     
  8. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    This happens every year with chicken newbies - and the stories never stop being funny.
     
  9. AChickenLoverProduction

    AChickenLoverProduction Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I laughed at my own stupidity! Now it gives my family something to pick on me about. [​IMG]
     
  10. ashleylancaster

    ashleylancaster Chillin' With My Peeps

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    my mom takes her chickens feed out in a bucket and after she feed she colects and puts her eggs in the bucket so none get squished. funny story. thats gotta be the laugh of the day.[​IMG]
     

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