Neverending Limerick

[CheleB]

She had a fat cat named fudge
Who slept all day and wouldn't budge

 

[anirishfarmer]

no one would say

why the fat cat ran away

 

[CheleB]

It was found a week later
Pooped out by a gator

 

[anirishfarmer]

out of the swamp she came

and never was the same again

 

[CheleB]

So she joined a gym and got really skinny
Bought lots of clothes including a mini

 

[anirishfarmer]

oh what a sight she was

she hopped on a flight to Oz

 

[CheleB]

Met a handsome aussie bloke
Married him in a week - no joke

 

[anirishfarmer]

the joke was on him

when she ran of with Jim

 

[CheleB]

But then it was jim who did flee
When he discovered she was a 'he'

 

[Iuvmychix]

She cried all night and all day
That’s what they say