NEW CLUCK TIMES

[GreatBreeder]

SALES ON GHOST COSTUMES!

THE SCOOP

Chicks have been skipping Starclucks after school to get to @The Angry Hen's entry center.

In other news, chicks have been going missing along with reports of a masked rooster. Keep your chicks safe hens and rooster.
Starclucks stocks have been plummeting due to drastically decreased sales.

 

[The Angry Hen]

TGP... You always have quite the sense of humor! I like that!
I will protect my hens!!

BTW, did you draw them? Cool!

-K

 

[Flufferes]

I think i've seen this masked rooster guy, where can i report sightings?

This is awesome, TheGreatPapyrus!

 

[GreatBreeder]

Thanks I drew the ghosts

 

[The Angry Hen]

Great job!

-K

 

[Flufferes]

Thanks I drew the ghosts

awesome! Really good

 

[GreatBreeder]

CLUCKFEED

16.2% of all americlucks believe that brown milk comes from brown cows, people think lamb is just a marketing term and sheep aren't eaten, and most children think food comes from the supermarket. As supermarkets become widely avalible, urban farming declines, and food travels from farther differences, will we even remember what a cow is?

In other news, pastured poultry is raised in a pasture in yurts build from chicken wire and a tarp that are moved around. Although it's not the ideal life we would want, the peepers are pretty clucking happy.

 

[The Angry Hen]

 

[GreatBreeder]

This needs more people! We have to make a mass invite!

 

[The Angry Hen]

I'm not enough? Joking!
Hm... Who should we invite?

-K