I would think a huge birthday party with 30 or so kids is in order. And while you are at it.. maybe a small petting zoo and a dj
Or hold a dog show in the backyard ..
Or invite everyone and their kids to a sunday BBQ ..no booze tho..
a nice sized slip and slide in teh front yard with 20 kids are allways fun
Here is something you can make yourself...
get a old satelite dish..( the small ones ) wrap it in tin foil.. paint some obscure markings on it.. put it on a post and face it towards their property. Then go ouside with a set of huge headphones on
and watch the hilarity ensue...
I am sorry but dont hide from them.. dont become a hermit because of some people like that.
They would hate to live near us.. My husband is a avid shooter and we have our onw range here.. he shoots everyday , about 1k rounds a week. One neighbor isnt home all day so they dont care but one is an old grumpy fart down the road.. he is always saying we are doing ilegal stuff.. i told him.. call the cops.. he did .. they wanted to come shoot with us.. lol
the cops laughed at him..