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He is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. He chooses to sleep in a tree versus the barn. He's more of a dog than a turkey - he barks at cars that pull up in the driveway, he gobbles when you whistle and he chases the human kids around. He stands at my back door and pecks at the glass when we're in the kitchen like he wants to come in. My wonderful husband balked at the idea of cooking him for Thanksgiving and promptly stated that "Clyde" was a lawn ornament and was NOT to be harmed. Good grief