Newest Chicken Invention!!!! (and It's A Beauty!!!)

My spoiled freeloaders, the 6 Americauna's, have refused to get their feet cold in the snow in order to eat and drink. They complain loudly, frequently, and cast about the stink-eye wildly. So being the inventive soul I am, I am ready to tell you all about...the BYC CHICKEN MOVER!!!!

Just think of the people movers at any airport. Make the tread rigid but comforting to all chicken feet. Place the roll on a whisper quiet conveyor belt, and, so it is "green", rolled constantly by YOU. And make it toasty to the chickies toes, but warm enough to keep it snow and ice free.

Place their custom made meal at the end on al warm platform above the cold and bare driveway (which they refuse to come out to), so when they are done, all they need to do is reload themselves on the belt, and it will take them back to the pleasures of their coop.

The little snots. And is there an egg??? Nope. WHY SHOULD I EVEN THINK THAT A CHICKEN LAYS EGGS???